...why is it, that if the Honey Nut Chex are made with "whole grains", there are 0 g of fibre per serving?
...why do cupcake papers come in 50's or 100's when cupcakes are usually baked a dozen at a time? It takes 6 packages of large cupcake papers to collect enough carry-overs for an extra 12.
... why does the sign in the Catholic Hall say, "This is a Non-Smoking environment. Smoking is permitted in the designated areas only." ?
... if you lived on the moon would your breasts sag in middle age?
...who named my computer monitor? Every time I turn it on and see "BenQ" I think, "You're welcome".
... why is the cup that breaks never the one with the crack in it?
... why do I never remember, until I'm staring at the ceiling at 1:30 in the morning, (after I've been drinking coffee all evening,) that coffee keeps me awake?
... why do the ugly bowls last the longest?
... why do my children like instant oatmeal?... shiver... Who are these people?
... why is my Gmail start up page in Spanish? "Beningvut a Gmail...El correu electronic, vist per Google... Gmail es un experiment sobre un nou tipus de correu web, basat en la idea que no hagueu tenir mai l'oblingacio de suprimir cap correu i que sempre heu do poder trobar el missatge que vulgueu..."
... who did let the dogs out?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
ReplyDeleteHa! Good one.
ReplyDelete*cough* cokey *cough*
ReplyDeleteIt's only about that if you were born within earshot of Bow Bells.
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....if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cared, why did he keep doing it?
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