Only Half There

I may look like a swimmer trying to bounce the water out of my right ear

Or a Native of a formerly hidden and unknown jungle Nation involved in a strange, ritual dance

But I am, in fact,

Only trying to get the snot and mucus from the left side of my face to shift a little to the right so that I may blow it out

And enable breathing out of both nostrils again

And not feel like I'm walking in a Fun House with tippy floors 

 

Stupid cold.