Ya Big Sillies

We were driving home last night, after a lovely evening out,

When a commercial came on the radio:

First there were cheering sounds, like a celebratory party. Then a child's voice said, "I love you, Grandma".

Then the announcer said, "What are  you missing if you can't hear properly", or some such thing.

And I thought-

This is a commercial aimed at hearing impaired people. On the radio.

Is that not an oxymoron?! Fairly self defeating?

And then I almost laughed out loud, and had to explain my inner giggle;

On the rail by the garage door hangs a cloth bag from Canadian Tire. Bold white letters declare: "This Is A Green Bag"

Except it's not.

It's a BLACK bag.

I'm still so easily amused. At least every time I go through the door to the garage.